Film · Comedy
Mean Machine
“It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!”
20011h 39mDir Barry Skolnick6.3TMDB
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Top Cast
25 total
Vinnie Jones
as Danny Meehan
David Kelly
as Doc
David Hemmings
as Governor
Ralph Brown
as Burton
Vas Blackwood
as Massive
Robbie Gee
as Trojan
Geoff Bell
as Ratchett
John Forgeham
as Sykes
The scene we cut
How to cheat
The ex-pro teaches the cons five ways to cheat at football.
Vinnie Jones did the football for real. He was still a registered player when it was shot.
All the scenes we have cutOn Film Fanatics
Where Mean Machine shows up.
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